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Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho Ugly Sweater
$38.95
Yippie-ki-yay motherf*cker!
🍌 Made from a super soft 50/50 cotton/poly blend you’ll never want to take off
🍌Proudly made in the USA
🍌 Warm and cozy, ideal for all seasons
🍌 Stylish fit with durable double-needle stitching
🍌 Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors | Only non-chlorine bleach | Tumble dry low
🍌 Free shipping on orders over $50
🍌 Find your perfect fit with our "What's My Size?" feature
Premium Quality Apparel
Kick those poor-quality shirts from who-knows-where to the curb! Your torso deserves better. That’s why we've hand-selected the elite in shirt crafting. Our tees are sinfully soft, yet battle-ready for your daily grind. If you are unhappy with your new gear for any reason, hit us up so we can make it right.
Warning: All products are printed fresh to order in the USA, taking 2-5 days to leave our chaos chamber. Get ready to turn heads, because we don't do cookie-cutter in this jungle.