HANUKKAH T-SHIRTS & APPAREL – EIGHT NIGHTS, INFINITE PUNS

Eight nights means eight separate chances to wear a different terrible pun, and this lineup of Hanukkah t-shirts and apparel is not about to waste a single one of them on something merely fine.

Dr. Dreidel and Matzo Matzo Man bring the classic pun game at full strength, and Happy Challah Days and Happy Hanukkah You Filthy Schmuck cover greeting-card duty better than any actual greeting card ever managed to.

I Love Hanukkah A Latke should honestly be illegal in several states, and it isn't, which feels like an oversight somewhere in the system.

Feeling festive after dark? Get Lit for Hanukkah and Get Lit Ugly Sweater both know exactly what they're doing and don't pretend otherwise for a second.

Bottom line: the menorah isn't the only thing lighting up this season. Printed in the USA, shipped fast, guaranteed to earn a groan and a laugh in the exact same breath.

Happy Hanukkah, you filthy schmuck.