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I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
This updated unisex essential fits like a vintage, well-loved favorite. Carefully created with an ultra-soft fabric, baby rib collar, reinforced side-seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will steal the spotlight in your closet. Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/poly blend.
Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US. Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships.
Don't settle for cheap quality shirts online ever again. We've hand-picked only the best garment manufacturers. Our shirts are the softest, smoothest tee you’ve ever felt and are breathable yet durable enough to keep wearing for years. All products are printed to order in the US and leave our production facility in 2-5 business days.