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It's Not Gonna Lick Itself Ugly Sweater
$38.95
Guaranteed to get you to the top of the naughty list.
🍌 Super-soft unisex crewneck sweatshirt in a 50/50 cotton/poly blend so comfy you’ll question every other sweatshirt you own
🍌 Proudly made in the USA because quality and vibes matter
🍌 Warm, cozy, and perfect for everyday wear in any season
🍌 Durable double-needle stitching that outlasts your willpower around snacks
🍌 Easy-care: machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors | non-chlorine bleach | tumble dry low
Premium Quality Apparel
Kick those poor-quality shirts from who-knows-where to the curb! Your torso deserves better. That’s why we've hand-selected the elite in shirt crafting. Our tees are sinfully soft, yet battle-ready for your daily grind. If you are unhappy with your new gear for any reason, hit us up so we can make it right.
Warning: All products are printed fresh to order in the USA, taking 2-5 days to leave our chaos chamber. Get ready to turn heads, because we don't do cookie-cutter in this jungle.