THANKSGIVING T-SHIRTS & APPAREL – FEAST MODE ACTIVATED

Thanksgiving is the only day where “fourth plate of mashed potatoes” counts as cardio. Forget dress pants and cable-knit sweaters — the real holiday uniform is a funny Thanksgiving shirt that can stretch as far as your stomach does.

This collection’s got everything you need to survive the world’s most chaotic dinner. If your family’s already side-eyeing your jokes, lean in with I Like It Moist or All About That Baste — both classics, both guaranteed to make Grandma choke on her cranberry sauce. If awkward silences are your specialty, Zero Thanks Given or No Thanks will do all the talking for you.

Turkey lovers, don’t worry — we didn’t forget you. It’s Leg Day is poultry perfection, Jive Turkey keeps things groovy, and Meat Sweats No Regrets is basically the national anthem of the buffet line. Pair it with Turkey, Football, Nap, Repeatand you’ve pretty much summed up the holiday in one outfit.

If you’re the type to claim your spot early, I Wore Stretchy Pants For This is the most honest statement you’ll make all year. And when the inevitable post-dinner crash hits, Food Coma Season is the only explanation you’ll need. On the flip side, Leftovers Are For Quitters was made for the fridge raiders who treat 2 a.m. turkey sandwiches like a competitive sport.

The family drama shirts are here too. I Belong at the Kids Table is the ultimate escape plan, Thanksgiving Debate Teamwas built for your uncle’s annual rant, and Side Chick pretty much guarantees you’ll get uninvited next year. Feeling sweet? She’s My Sweet Potato and I Yam are perfect for couples who love a good pun almost as much as pie.

Of course, no feast is complete without the extras. Lost in the Sauce speaks for anyone who’s had “just one more glass,” while Roll Model and Piece Out make sure carbs get the respect they deserve. And yes, we went full ‘90s nostalgia with Monica Turkey Head — because if you know, you know.

So grab your plate, dodge the passive-aggressive comments, and let your shirt do the roasting this year. Whether you’re feasting, footballing, or flat-out napping, Twisted Gorilla’s Thanksgiving collection has your back (and your belly).

Happy Turkey Day, friends!