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Eternally Optimistic. Perpetually Disappointed.
🍌 Make some room in your closet for your new favorite t-shirt. Our tees fit like a vintage well-loved favorite
🍌 Handcrafted with a super soft fabric, crew neck collar, and side-seam stitch for that tailored look
🍌 Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage (insert joke) 😉
🍌 Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/poly blend
🍌 Proudly printed in the USA 🇺🇸
🍌 Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships
Kick those poor-quality shirts from who-knows-where to the curb! Your torso deserves better. That’s why we've hand-selected the elite in shirt crafting. Our tees are sinfully soft, yet battle-ready for your daily grind. If you are unhappy with your new gear for any reason, hit us up so we can make it right.
Warning: All products are printed fresh to order in the USA, taking 2-5 days to leave our chaos chamber. Get ready to turn heads, because we don't do cookie-cutter in this jungle.
