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THE OFFICIAL FATHER’S DAY GIFT GUIDE (FOR THE MAN WHO ALREADY HAS A TOOL FOR EVERYTHING)

Let’s not pretend finding a great Father’s Day gift is easy. He doesn’t need another screwdriver set. Or a generic “#1 Dad” mug. Or that bottle of cologne he’s been regifting since 2008.

Nope. What Dad really wants is something he’ll wear while mowing the lawn at 7 a.m. like it’s a competitive sport. Something that says, “I have strong opinions about thermostat settings and gas grills.” Something funny. Something weird. Something that screams: This man is a legend.

Welcome to Twisted Gorilla's Father’s Day Collection—the only place where dad bods, bad jokes, and Bluetooth speakers on riding mowers get the respect they deserve.


FOR THE GRILL MASTER, JOKE SLINGER, AND THERMOSTAT OVERLORD

Your dad isn’t regular. He’s vintage. A one-man stand-up routine with a resting grill face and a deep emotional bond with his cargo shorts.

Get him a tee that matches the energy:

  • #1 Farter I Mean Father – The kind of “oops” gift he’ll actually wear proudly.

  • Father Figure – For the man who’s been carrying dad energy since birth.

  • Girl Dad – Because he can braid a ponytail and fix the WiFi without breaking a sweat.

  • Bye Buddy Hope You Find Your Dad – A certified classic that’ll make even the grumpiest dads grin.

He’s the man, the myth, the unpaid handyman. Honor his legacy with a shirt that roasts him and makes him laugh.


DAD GIFTS FOR HUSBANDS, STEP-DADS, & FATHER FIGURES

This collection isn’t just for biological dads. It’s for:

  • Trophy husbands who clean the house and look good doing it.

  • Stepdads who showed up and leveled up.

  • Father figures who didn’t need DNA to make an impact.

From snarky to sentimental (okay, mostly snarky), our tees are designed for anyone who’s ever yelled “I’m not turning this car around again!”


LAST-MINUTE? NO WORRIES.

Did you forget? Of course you did. But we didn’t.

All our shirts are printed in the USA, ship fast, and are built to withstand backyard barbecues, dad naps, and unsolicited lectures about proper lawn care.

Need something ASAP? Snag a shirt and throw in a gift card for good measure—because nothing says “I love you, Dad” like letting him pick out his own ridiculous t-shirt.


BECAUSE DAD DESERVES BETTER

This Father’s Day, skip the boring. Skip the predictable. Get him something that makes him laugh out loud and say, “Hell yeah, I’d wear that.”

Because the man survived raising you.
The least you can do is buy him a funny shirt.

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